Name: Artholomew "Arth" Marvelas

Age: 30

Sex: Male

Occupation: Pirate Captain

Strength: 3

Agility: 5

Intelligence: [error] <.\*% Negative numbers are invalid.

Fiery Rhetoric: 875

Gunman's Duster: Level 3 (Stylish)

Mission: Turn The Boozy Dragon into the galaxy's most dangerous pirate spaceship.